It’s 5AM on a Saturday and I’m getting ready for boot camp. I stole this from my equally goofy friend April. Here we go….
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No because it takes at least 20 of those little shampoo and conditioner bottles to even cover my mop.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I.Hate.Sheets. I get tangled in them. The fitted sheet and a blanket is all i want.
4. Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of bees?
Hmm those both sound good. Tough choice. I’m gonna go with a) Bear only because that’s what Dwight would do. When tough questions arise I often ask myself WWDD?
5. Do you have freckles?
6. What is your biggest pet peeve?
BAD FORM. I literally have to bite my tongue and distract myself. Also when people that I’m not related to say things like “Mom is going to give me her leftovers” It is YOUR mom, not mine! Don’t ask people..i’m nuts.
7. Have you ever peed in the woods?
8. Do you ever dance if there’s no music playing?
Yes. I also sing when there’s no music playing. Sometimes I even play my air guitar when there’s no music playing. What?
9. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
10. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Guys wear pink to get attention. So no.
11. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
We can pretend that my roasted chicken breast is a chicken nugget. If that’s the case, then mustard or hot sauce.
12. What is your favorite food?
I eat egg whites and hot sauce at least twice a day. But something that is not on my prep diet? either cookies or ice cream. Or both. 😀
13. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
There are hundreds, literally. Freddy Got Fingered, Just Friends, Stealing Harvard, any chris farley movie, most adam sandler movies, boondock saints, ………
14. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
i was a girl scout for about 10 seconds in kindergarten before i decided i was over it. That’s actually how most things in my life are. If I stick with it longer than a minute, it’s a good sign 😉
15. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
16. Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope, but i can do it on a dirt bike. Does that count?
17. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Let me re-phrase this: Have I ever not gotten a speeding ticket? I believe once a cop DID let me go. But I have an embarassing amount of tickets….all for different things I should add….
18. Ever ran out of gas?
No, but it’s almost like a game to me to see just how far I can drive with my empty light on. Either that or I’m just broke and I don’t have a choice 🙂
19. Are you lazy?
In some ways, I am the most lazy active person I’ve ever met. But at the same time, i can’t STAND to be bored. Even for 5 minutes. It puts me in a bad mood.
20. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Lots of things. I also dressed up for halloween year round.
21. How many languages can you speak?
Two and a fourth . English, sarcasm and a smidgen of spanish.
22. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
23. Do you sing in the car?
Always. I actually have full out sets in the car. I just need a passenger to bring me water when my vocals start to give out.
24. Ever eat a pierogi?
25. First concert?
Dave Matthews Band